Total Medals Earned: 95 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,165 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/25 (120/475 points)
Guessed five pixels
Guessed ten pixels
Guessed twenty pixels!
Guess every single pixel! Holy shit!
Guessed thirty pixels!
Guessed forty pixels!
Guessed fifty pixels!
Guessed sixty-five pixels!?
Guessed eighty pixels!?
Guessed one hundred pixels!!!
Guessed one twenty-five pixels???
Guessed one seventy-five pixels???
Guessed two twenty-five pixels???????????
Guessed every possible pixel!
Guess an impossible pixel
Guess five impossible pixels
Guess ten impossible pixels
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Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 1/54 (5/480 points)
enter your name
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/500 points)